見ちゃって良いの？クリスマスプレゼント

Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!

Chandler: Oh, hey guys!

Phoebe: ほら、鳥って方向感覚が鋭いでしょ、で思ったの、この子達たぶん、私たちを手伝えるんじゃないかなあ、プレゼントがどこに隠してあるか見つけるの。

Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

Phoebe: (イライラして)それか、私たちあなたのそのクレバーなジョークについて行くこともできるかもね。なんかアイデアある？ No! Didn’t think so! さあ、鳥さんたち、私たちにプレゼントのありかを教えて！

Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, オレは何をモニカにあげることできるかなあ、ゴミと同じくらいいいものっていうと・・・

Phoebe: Hmm, 私の××はいかが？

(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)

Rachel: ねえ、これ空洞よ！

Phoebe: What?

Rachel: This bench, it’s hollow! I can’t believe I never knew that! (She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) Oh, the presents!!!

Phoebe: No, don’t look directly at them!

Chandler: What?

Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them!

Rachel: Oh, this one’s for me!

Phoebe: Oh, this one’s for Chandler. Here.

Chandler: Oh great!

Phoebe: And the big one’s for me!

Rachel: Ooh, let’s open them!

Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay!

Phoebe: Hee hee!

Chandler: 待って、オレたちこんなことできないよ！

Phoebe and Rachel: Why?

Chandler: オレさ、モニカがオレに何をゲットしてくれたかなんて知りたくないよ。だろ、つまりさ、いい、オレさ、絶対、彼女が一生懸命やってるって、思うんだ、君たちにプレゼントあげることにね。で、待ってるわけでしょ、オレをびっくりさせるのを、君らはそれをぶち壊しにしようとしてる、な、オレたちこれ戻さなくちゃダメだよ。こんなのクリスマスのことじゃないよ！

Rachel: Whatever Linus, I’m opening mine.

Chandler: 誰も何も開けない、わかった？ いい、オレは君らのことはわからないよ、けど、オレはモニカの表情がみたいよ、オレが彼女にオレのプレゼント渡す時にさ、 それに、きっと彼女だってオレの表情を見たいさ、オレがプレゼントを受け取った時のね。だから、お願い、頼むよ、これもとに戻してくれる？

Phoebe: もっといい物くれる？

Chandler: Fine!

(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)

Monica: ただ今、 あんたたちプレゼント見つけたの？チャンドラー、あなたこのコ達にプレゼント見つけさせたの？ひどい！どれだけ時間かかったかわかる？その浄水器（purifier）見つけるのに。

Chandler: それが、君がオレにくれるもの？

Phoebe: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.

(Rachel leans over to look at him.)

Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!

Chandler: よう、みんな！

Phoebe: Y’know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.

Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas? No! Didn’t think so! Okay, c’mon guys, show us where the presents are!

Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that’s as good as garbage?

Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?

(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)

Rachel: Hey, this is hollow.

Phoebe: え？

Rachel: このベンチよ、空洞よ！信じらんない、全然知らなかった！(She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) あ、プレゼント！！

Phoebe: No, don’t look directly at them!

Chandler: え？

Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them!

Rachel: あ、これ私の！

Phoebe: Oh, this one’s for Chandler. はい（どうぞ）。

Chandler: おお、やったあ！

Phoebe: それから、大きいやつ私の！

Rachel: Ooh, let’s open them!

Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay!

Phoebe: Hee hee!

Chandler: Wait, we can’t do this.

Phoebe and Rachel: なんで？

Chandler: I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look, we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.

Rachel: Whatever Linus, I’m opening mine.

Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?

Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?

Chandler: ああ、わかったよ！

(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)

Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?

Chandler: That’s what you got me?

Phoebe: ああ、なるほど、あなたが言ってる意味わかった。 その表情貴重。

(Rachel leans over to look at him.)